On Wednesday, we got to see our bundle of joy for the first time. Well, sort of. We had our comprehensive ultrasound. This is where they check out the parasite to make sure it has all of its limbs and innards, heart, stomach, bladder, kidneys, etc.
Note: The host, i.e. the Mom, i.e. Kim, would like to make it clear that she is not in favor of calling the child a parasite.
Me: Kim, what would you think if I refer to the baby as a parasite?
Kim: No! You can't call it a parasite. Parasite has a negative connotation.
Me: But, by definition, that is what it is.
Kim: You just make sure people know that I do not agree with it.
You read the definition and tell me if it is not a parasite, but when you do, leave all your connotations at the door.
Here's a picture of the "baby". I can't wait to meet it.
Also, congrats to Corey and Danielle. Welcome Shiloah.
posted by Shannon Smith @ 2/11/2007
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Shannon
are you this funny in person?
I think it fits the definition, but do you really want to live a life defined by webster's?
see if you can guess what this definition is from:
"a large uncouth person"
or "lacking feeling or tact"
these definitions may become a nickname for you and adjective for you from your wife if you are not careful
that little beanie (that was my name for ours) has feelings and emotions too. maybe you should leave the negative nicknames for junior high
just saying it's something to think about
when do you find out what it's going to be by the way?
No. I am actually much funnier in person. My humor is 72.98% delivery. The internet is sort of like a filter. If my humor were at full strength on "the wide wide world of webs" then people might never get any work done.
Unemployment would rise, the GDP would drop, and the buying power of the all might buck would fall... more. So, it is merely self-serving that I not let loose the full extent of my comedic prowess. Otherwise, I would have even less ability to further my life of excess.
My economics may be a little off. If they are, I am sure my business minded com padre will be more than willing to step in to correct me. If I am wrong, it wouldn't be the first time. What do I know, I'm just an insensitive ape.
The truth is that he never leaves his house. Not because he doesn't want to but because his head won't fit through the door. ;)
nice pic, man. that is totally a boy. infact, i think he looks alot like you... :) i agree you are way more funny in person and your delivery is priceless. "very niiiice."
1. an organism that lives on or in an organism of another species, known as the host, from the body of which it obtains nutriment.
what species is Kim?
I know I already commented once, but I still think this has more potential humor to be squeezed out.
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