Our dryer is the Anti-dryer. You can take that as it is the anti-dryer, as is in an it does not dryer our clothes and you'd be right, or, you could take that as it is the anti-dryer, a sign of the impending armageddon, where our dryer will lead other dryers in their quest to take down all humanity, and you may also be right.

I loathe that piece of machinery that lives at the top of our steps. My soul dies a little bit every time its incessant "ding" goes off again and again and again and again. See the timer is broken so it does not turn off when it is finished. It just continues to ding every minute until you come open the door. I hear that sound and I cringe. Then, on top of that, the thing has one job, dry our clothes, and it can;t even do that.

The video below best displays how I would like to honor the anti-dryer once we break down and buy a new one.

WARNING: The video below contains some adult language.

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